je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn’t include a driver
Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it…
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink…
- A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license…
- An Englishman, a Scottish man, and an Irish man all walk into a pub with their wives…
- I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words…
- An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, “Because you have lived a good and virtuous life, I can offer you a gift: you can be the most handsome man in the world, or you can have infinite wisdom, or you can have limitless wealth…
- A guy in a bar bets the bartender $50 that he can lick his eyeball…