je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I had the best Dad moment last night:
Son: Dad… how many kidneys do I have?
Me: Two. You have two, son.
Son: Nope… I have four. point to belly Two kidneys here… points to legs …and two kid knees here!
The student has become the teacher.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
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- My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the “telephone” he had just made from a string and two tin cans…
- What’s the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital? …
- My granddad always used to say, “As one door closes another one opens…