je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
My wife walked in on me while I was watching porn.
In a panic reflex I instantly changed to a random channel, the fishing channel.
As my wife walked out again, she said: “you should stay on the porn channel… you know how to fish.”
Blague courte 👇
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