je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says “I’m leaving and I’m taking the kids”]
ME: unplugs fridge from power outlet you’re not going anywhere you piece of shit
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Why do we only get two sets of teeth but unlimited fucking toenails?
- INTERVIEWER: it says here on your resume that you’re good at small talk? …
- are u http? because without u im just ://
- wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium…
- cop: have you been drinking…
- Pickup artists and garbage men should switch names