je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- [I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says “I’m leaving and I’m taking the kids”]…
- When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight…
- Still engaged in your experiment to prove a maximum threshold of human idiocy? Good for you! Very empirical of you
- CANADIAN: Let’s watch a movie…
- I struggle against the ropes binding me, catching the scent of gas…
- I hate lazy people…