je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
My ex just sneezed and I accidentally said “bless you”.
Now she just staring at the bushes confused wondering who said that.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
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- I thought my son was spending too much time playing computer games, so I stopped him and said, “Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace…
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- Two tampons are walking past each other, which one says “hi” first? …