je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
INTERVIEWER: it says here on your resume that you’re good at small talk?
ME: ʸᵉˢ
INTERVIEWER: holy shit
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Respect is like manure…
- are u http? because without u im just ://
- Batman is like “oooh I dont ‘kill’ people that’s bad and evil I punch them until they are incapacitated with life altering injuries for life and have them put a strain on the healthcare system for the next 40 years
- When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight…
- [I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says “I’m leaving and I’m taking the kids”]…
- cop: have you been drinking…