Thoughts (216 blagues)

Living is easy. It’s like riding a bike, except the bike is on fire, you are on fire, everything is on fire and you are in hell.

Man, **** censorship.

Me: I have too many projects.
Brain: do less projects then.
Me: but i like all my projects.
Brain: work on your projects then.
Me: (checks twitter)

“Minds are basically computers” is wrong if you think of computers as abstract Turing machines but spot on if you think of computers as a horrible assemblage of kludges bridging incompatible legacy code which only work because critical bugs are masking other critical bugs.

• 🖥️ Technology

My desire to be well informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life

My friend got a degree in egyptology, but can’t get a job.
So he’s paying more money to get a Phd, so he can work teaching other people egyptology.
In his case, college is literally a pyramid scheme.

My life. My choices. My mistakes. My lessons. Not your business

My only regret is blowing the best day of my life while I’m so young.

Nearly everyone values a human life over the life of an fish, but few people value a single human life over the life of every fish.
Meaning everyone has a certain number of fish that they would prefer to be alive over James from work.