“A computer is like a mischievous genie…

je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,

A computer is like a mischievous genie. It will give you exactly what you ask for, but not always what you want.

Joe Sondow

Une blague au hasard ?

Blague courte 👇

I use a dark theme when coding.

Because light attracts bugs.

I couldn’t join the KKK if I wanted to, my bloodline isn’t pure enough.
Turns out my parents weren’t even related.

Plus de blagues 👇

“If you want to look good in front of thousands, you have to outwork thousands in front of nobody…
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend…
I get the feeling many non-mathematicians think mathematics would be easy if only it was translated out of mathematical notation…
Among mollusks, there is none with a more elaborate shell than the “human” tongue
If 1024 fair coins are each tossed 10 times, chances are good
Our expectations for you were already low, but HOLY FUCK!