Dad jokes (59 blagues)

What do you call a chicken that’s afraid of the dark?

A chicken.

What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?

Flossiraptor

What do you call a waffle on a California beach?

A Sandy Eggo.

What do you call children born in whorehouses?

Brothel sprouts

What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes?

A pundemic.

What has two butts and kills people?

Assassin

What if Mike was short for Micycle?

What’s it called when a King and Queen have no children?

A receding heir line…

Where do little jokes come from?

Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.

Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”