Dad jokes (56 blagues)

Today I saw an ad that said “radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.”
I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. “A bacon tree ! We’re saved!” He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.

We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

What did Pikachu say when he saw Charizard?

Pikachu

What did Sparticus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife?

Nothing, he’s gladiator.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

What do exploding pandas eat?

BAMBOOM!

What do you call a chicken that’s afraid of the dark?

A chicken.

What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?

Flossiraptor

What do you call a waffle on a California beach?

A Sandy Eggo.