je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and a Prada purse.
The doctor asks, “What seems to be the problem?”
She tells the doctor, “I’ve been stung by a nasty insect of some kind … but I’m ashamed to tell you where.”
“It’s okay,” says the doctor. “Our communication is privileged; I won’t tell anyone.”
“Okay,” says the woman. “It was at Walmart.”
Blague courte 👇
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