😂 😯 😝

When he says “I fucked your mom”, say:

  • Disappointing your OWN parents just wasn’t enough?
  • Good, shes been lonely since we buried her.
  • Well I’m not fucking your mum: I’ve seen how her kids turn out
  • At least I’m not her biggest disappointment anymore.
  • Eye for an eye, I guess
  • I wish you mom was worth fucking.
  • Nice, I’ve been looking for a father figure.
  • Yeah, and she’s still pissed you got shit on her strap-on.
  • I dont think necrophilia is something to brag about
  • Hope it was better than your mom, Christ what a sad night
  • That’s a strange makeawish request
  • Odd name for your dog but ok.
  • Your own was not available this time, I see
  • I’m gonna fuck your mom and give her a child she actually loves.
  • Oh, so that’s why she looked so disappointed this morning?
  • Now I know what she meant when she said ”I’m doing some charity work tonight.”
  • It’s pretty impressive that you put in the effort to dig her up first
  • I’ve been deeper inside her than you’ll ever be.