Plus de blagues 👇

• What if they aren’t stars at all, but holes poked in the top of the container so that we can breathe?
• It’s messed up that couch sleepy never directly translates to bed sleepy
• When he says “I fucked your mom”, say…
• I love that bands still pretend to leave before their encore, like peekaboo for adults
• Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston…
• “Remember: Satan was the first to demand equal rights”…