je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
interviewer: if you can explain what deadlocks are, I’ll hire you
me: hire me, and I’ll explain deadlocks
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- When he says “I fucked your mom”, say…
- My ex thought the eggs in my ovaries had shells on them, and i think about that every time a man makes a decision on women’s bodies…
- If you want to make the wrong decision, ask everyone
- “Teaching sex ed in school will only make kids want to have sex”…
- At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who’s next
- I love that bands still pretend to leave before their encore, like peekaboo for adults