je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
The cemetery is so crowded. People are just dying to get in.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to hit you
- My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals
- What do you call a dog with no legs? …
- I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed
- I childproofed my house
- Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home…