je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to hit you. That’s the punch line.
They say “don’t look a gift horse in the mouth” The most famous gift horse in history became a huge problem because no one bothered to look inside.
“I’m autistic.”
“Does that mean you take things literally?”
“No, you’re thinking of kleptomaniacs.”
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