je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
There is a new guy at work called Wayne Bruce, and I said “ah, manbat, my old Nemesis”.
Nobody got it. My talents are wasted here.
Imagine how slow the rest of your father’s sperm had to be, so that you somehow ended up the winner…
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