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Three men, aged 40, 60 and 80, discuss their sex lives
The 40-year old says: “When my wife and I were just married, we’d do it every single day. Any position you could imagine. But now I’m lucky if we can average once a week”.
The 60-year old man responds: “Once a week? Just wait till you get to my age. Once a month is what I consider an active sex life”.
The 80-year old man laughs and shakes his head. “What a sad pair you two make. I’m an old fart and I bang my wife almost every day of the week”. The other two look at him in disbelief. “It’s true”, he says, “almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday,…”
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