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Daughter: “Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?”
Father: “Ask your sister.”
Daughter: “I don’t have a si-“
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Smoking will kill you…
- Three men, aged 40, 60 and 80, discuss their sex lives…
- My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water…
- How did Kim Kardashian tell her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye? …
- A math teacher welcomed a new French exchange student into her class and then started teaching a lesson on fractions…
- My wife’s sister visited us yesterday in her brand new Porsche…