je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
George Clooney, Leonardo Dicaprio and Matthew Mcconaughey got together to make a movie…
George Clooney said, “I’ll direct.”
Dicaprio said, “I’ll produce.”
And Matthew McConaughey said, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
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