je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I was crossing the street when I suddenly noticed my ex getting run over by a bus. I thought to myself, “Wow! That could have been me!”
Then I remembered I can’t drive a bus :(
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess”…
- What do you call a flower getting a sex change? …
- In a crowded city at a bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus…
- Two tampons are walking past each other, which one says “hi” first? …
- I used to shave my testicles with a razor blade…
- I got thrown out of math class today…