je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I got thrown out of math class today.
The teacher asked me “If I gave you $20 and you gave $5 to Katie, $5 to Claire and $5 to Laura, what would you have?”
Apparently, 3 blowjobs and enough left for a kebab wasn’t the answer…
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Delete? …
- I used to shave my testicles with a razor blade…
- I was crossing the street when I suddenly noticed my ex getting run over by a bus…
- Kung Fu student asks his teacher: “Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated…
- My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10…
- Nobody ever asks how Coca-Cola is doing…