je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I asked my mum “How much is a couple?”
“2 or 3” she replied.
Probably explains why her marriage collapsed.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- I called two girls hipsters and got slapped…
- A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost…
- My BDSM community took me to court for not being hardcore enough…
- People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain…
- A group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch…
- A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by…