je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,




Did you know if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg, you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing?
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Wife: Does this dress make me look fat? …
- While in China, an American man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there…
- Why haven’t Aliens visited our Solar System yet? …
- I asked my masseuse if it was normal to get an erection during my massage…
- Jesus once said “He who lives by the sword, will die by the sword”…
- A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis…