je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,




Got my girlfriend a “get better soon” card
She isn’t sick, I just think she can get better
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- A reporter walks into a bar in a small Louisiana town…
- A husband goes to his wife and says “You’re either going hunting with me, sucking my cock or I’m fucking you in the ass…
- What did Raichu say when it saw Pikachu…
- How does a Flat Earther travel the world? …
- How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music? …
- I’m a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their sperm…