je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Two hardcore Trump supporters die and ascend to heaven.
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions.
One of them says, “yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?”.
God says, “my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232”.
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the one guy turns to the other and whispers, “This goes higher up than we thought”.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree…
- A guy walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him…
- I told my teenage niece to go get me a phone book…
- My mother used to tuck me in every night…
- Today my son asked, “Can you lend me a book mark?”…
- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl pee? …