je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I wasn’t allowed in a fraternity in college because I was circumcised.
Apparently you need to be a complete dick.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain…
- I called two girls hipsters and got slapped…
- My girlfriend always takes long baths after we finish watching a Ryan Gosling movie…
- A group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch…
- It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild…
- I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask waaaay too many personal questions…