je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask waaaay too many personal questions
Like, “who’s blood is this”, and “where did you get it?”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- My housemates are convinced our house is haunted…
- It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild…
- I wasn’t allowed in a fraternity in college because I was circumcised…
- Damn girl are you a piñata? …
- A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table…
- Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million…