je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
My girlfriend always takes long baths after we finish watching a Ryan Gosling movie
I don’t know what she’s doing in there, but it gives me lots of time to jerk off to Ryan Gosling.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner…
- A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small stream, taking a drink…
- An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing…
- A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost…
- I called two girls hipsters and got slapped…
- I wasn’t allowed in a fraternity in college because I was circumcised…