je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Relationship advice: Always make sure one of you have good credit. That’s why it’s called significant other. Sign-if-I-can’t
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- I was chatting with this military bloke the other day, and the subject got onto how many women we have slept with…
- A heckler interrupted Nikita Khrushchev in the middle of a speech in which he denounced Stalin…
- You: “I’m only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me…
- I was riding in an Uber with a gay male colleague when his Grindr app notification went off on his phone…
- I made my bed and found a half eaten butter stick in it…
- Horror film called “Occam’s Razor” about a razor shop owner and serial killer named Occam who kills people with razors, but the townspeople refuse to believe it could be him and advance increasingly absurd theories to explain the spate of razor deaths plaguing the town