je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
A girl once asked me if I was a breast or legs guy…
I told her I was more into anal and feet.
Now I’m banned from KFC.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember, and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months…
- Why does a a duck have feathers? …
- Steve Jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump…
- A vegan said to me, “people who sell meat are gross!”…
- I was telling a girl I met in a bar last night about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling her tits…
- Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes…