je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I was telling a girl I met in a bar last night about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling her tits.
“Really?” she said. “Go on then… Try.”
After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.
“Come on,” she demanded, “What day was I born on?”
“Yesterday?” I replied.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex…
- A girl once asked me if I was a breast or legs guy…
- Why does a a duck have feathers? …
- There are two identical twin brothers that live together…
- Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes…
- Give a man a shirt, and he’ll wear it once…