je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me and then I didn’t show.
I hope she gets the message that we’re not working out.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Christmas was coming and Little Johnny’s Mom and Dad took him to the mall to a see Santa Claus…
- Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts…
- A man is walking the Las Vegas strip, and runs into the most beautiful women he has ever met…
- If having sex for money makes you a whore…
- A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on…
- My wife walked in on me while I was watching porn…