je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday.
That takes the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- I’m done being a people pleaser…
- A lion would never drive while drunk…
- Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob are sitting in a bar, enjoying beers…
- I was fucking my secretary up the arse when my wife walked in…
- What has 6 balls and fucks all the poor people? …
- I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked…