😂 😯 😝

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift in a large box. She shook it, held it up and said, “I bet I know what it is - flowers!”

“That’s right!” shouted the little boy.

Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. “I bet I know what it is - it’s a box of candy!”

“That’s right!” shouted the little girl.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner’s son, little Johnny. The teacher knew that his parents drank a bit. She held up the box and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. “Is it wine?” she asked. “No,” Little Johnny answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. “Is it champagne?” she asked. “No,” he answered. Finally, the teacher said, “I give up. What is it?”

Little Johnny replied, “It’s a puppy!”