je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Last year a guy took his Blonde girl friend to the Superbowl
They had great seats right behind their team’s bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was… ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like… Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- My wife left me because I’m too insecure…
- On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher…
- They say makeup sex is awesome, but it just leaves my dick covered in lipstick
- With inflation at 7
- [sending text]…
- If you’re surprised that Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide, imagine how surprised he must have been