je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months.
The woman asked the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They’re both fine. And, your brother named them for you.
Woman: No No No! Not my brother. He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Ohh, that’s actually a nice name. What about the boy?
Doctor: deeply sighs Denephew.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Blow jobs wouldn’t be called ‘jobs’ if they were supposed to be fun
- Two old men are arguing about the history and the splendors of Athens and Rome…
- It’s annoying how nothing is made in the USA anymore…
- On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher…
- My wife left me because I’m too insecure…
- Dont, be evil…