je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a computer that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice “JESUS is watching you”. He looks around with his flashlight wandering “What The HELL Was That?”. He spots some dollars on a table and takes it……Once again he hears a voice ” JESUS is watching you”.
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks ”Was that your voice?”. It said “YES”. He then says “What’s your name?”. It says “MOSES”. The burglar says ”What kind of person names his bird moses??”
The parrot replies “THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER JESUS”.
Blague courte 👇
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