je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I used to smoke pot and go to class.
Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullshit excuse.
Slink down low at my desk. Pray to god nobody asked me any questions.
I was the best teacher ever.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- I always keep a loaded gun on my nightstand in the event of an intruder, so I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people
- You think Chewbacca had a human dick or one of those red rocket things like dogs have? …
- The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth’s history
- The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk…
- One day, a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him…
- A burglar breaks into a house…