The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth’s history

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The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth’s history.

Une blague au hasard ?

Blague courte 👇

Dinosaurs literally got taken out on the same planet we walk on today and people still think we’re invincible.
You’re not better than a stegosaurus.

Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.

Plus de blagues 👇