je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
This girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something.
So one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”.
She fuckin told my boyfriend that I liked him.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- One day, a wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman…
- law professor: you’re currently failing your ethics class…
- Someone in this world has consumed more mayonnaise than anyone else currently alive and they don’t even know it
- The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth’s history
- My hot flight attendant asked how I like my coffee…
- I always keep a loaded gun on my nightstand in the event of an intruder, so I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people