I take Viagra for my sun burn…

je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,

I take Viagra for my sun burn…
It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs when I sleep.

Blague courte 👇

Girl: “Come over”
Guy: “I’m coming over”
Girl: “We should stop using walkie talkies in bed, over.”

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic
I refused. If I’m going to have sex, its going to be on my own Accord