Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings

je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.

💭Thoughts

Une blague au hasard ?

Blague courte 👇

You want to know how to paint a perfect painting? It’s easy. Make yourself perfect and then just paint naturally.

Robert Pirsig

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

Martin Luther King, Jr

Plus de blagues 👇

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