BREAKING: Homeopaths reporting the radiation now hitting California is so dilute it is actually a cure for itself

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BREAKING: Homeopaths reporting the radiation now hitting California is so dilute it is actually a cure for itself.

Blague courte 👇

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”.
What’s my mother going to do?

I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask waaaay too many personal questions
Like, “who’s blood is this”, and “where did you get it?”