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Social system (33 blagues)
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I am getting so sick of millennials and their attitude.
Always walkin around like they rent the place.
If I had a dollar for every time someone over forty told me my generation sucks…
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
Isn’t it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers?
It’s stupid. You don’t hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.
It’s bread day at the local Moscow bakery and of course there is a long, long line even before the bakery opens.
Finally, it’s time for the bakery to open, but a man wearing a KGB uniform steps out and says: “All Jews in the line should go home, there will be no bread for them.”
A couple of people leave the line.
An hour later, the bakery still hasn’t opened, but the KGB man steps out again and says; “Anyone in the line who isn’t a member of the Communist Party should go home, there will be no bread for them.”
Still more people leave the line.
About noon, the KGB man steps out again, and says; “All people who did not fight in the Great Patriotic War should go home, there will be no bread for them.”
The line is beginning to get quite thin by now.
At 3 pm, the KGB goon steps out again: “Everyone go home, there is no bread today.”
One fellow in the line mutters to another: “Fucking Jews: they always get the privileges!”
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Let’s play a game of MILLENNIAL MONOPOLY.
The rules are simple, you start with no money, you can’t afford anything, the board is on fire for some reason and everything is your fault.
My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the “telephone” he had just made from a string and two tin cans.
I pulled out my iPhone and said, “That’s nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!”
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My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution
Could this be a red flag?
Once, societies sent astronauts to space to explore.
Now, billionaires send other billionaires into space to make money.
Son: “Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?”
Father: “Sure son. What’s the question?”
Son: “What is Politics?”
Father: “Well, let’s take our home for an example. I am the wage earner, so let’s call me “Capitalism”. your mother is the administrator of money, so we’ll call her “Government”. We take care of your need, so let’s call you “The People”. We’ll call the maid “The Working Class” and your little brother, we can call “The Future”. Do you understand son?
Son: “I’m not really sure, dad. I’ll have to think about it.”
That night awakened by his brother’s crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents’ room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid’s room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy’s knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: “Dad, now I think i understand what politics is.”
Father: “Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?”
Son: “Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of shit.”
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