Psychiatrist (16 blagues)

My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them…

I did that and I feel much better but I’m wondering…do I keep the letters?

My therapist told me that anxiety and excitement are physically the same and when I feel anxious about something that I should pretend that I am excited. This morning I tried it and thought “I am so excited that everybody hates me”.

my therapist: you need to be kinder to yourself
my brain: yeah you fucking idiot be kinder to yourself

My wife to our therapist: he always misunderstands simple questions
Therapist to me: what does she mean?
Me: it’s a feminine pronoun

The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.

“What are your real feelings about your mother?”
Password security questions getting very Freudian.

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