Psychiatrist (14 blagues)

My therapist told me that anxiety and excitement are physically the same and when I feel anxious about something that I should pretend that I am excited. This morning I tried it and thought “I am so excited that everybody hates me”.

my therapist: you need to be kinder to yourself
my brain: yeah you fucking idiot be kinder to yourself

The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.

“What are your real feelings about your mother?”
Password security questions getting very Freudian.

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