Politician (43 blagues)

Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill on January 2021?

Because they had to go home and change first.

• 🇺🇸 America

With a president like that, who needs terrorists?

YOUNGER ME WATCHING ANY NEW STAR WARS: Wait, so this society keeps reverting back to fascism no matter how many times the good guys win?? That’s ridiculous.
CURRENT ME WATCHING POLITICAL EVENTS: Oh.

• 🧙‍♂️ Fantasy