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America (69 blagues)

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What’s the difference between North Korea and the US?
North Koreans can’t tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can’t tell if their leader is dead serious.
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What’s the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
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What’s the difference between yogurt and America?
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it’ll develop a culture
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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
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Why are murders so difficult to solve in Alabama?
All the DNA matches and there are no dental records
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Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill on January 2021?
Because they had to go home and change first.
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Why do Americans rarely tell jokes about mass shootings?
Because it’s always too soon.
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You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing after they have tried everything else.
Winston Churchill
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“You’re telling me that I’m losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I’M BLACK?!”
“Mister President, we’ve been over this…”

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