😂 😯 😝

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone:

  • you smell different when you’re awake
  • please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
  • soon
  • you have lovely skin, i can’t wait to wear it
  • your hair tastes like strawberries
  • tonight… you.
  • he knows, don’t go home.
  • i always knew you would die in my arms
  • every time i poop i think of you
  • no one will ever believe you
  • yesssssssssssssss
  • i killed mufasa
  • i bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
  • mother told me it would be like this